Voting & funnies. Grab your depends!

These made me giggle-

Yes, I am a bad person for laughing. I admit it! ;)

Now, I don't have a cat, but the little thought bubbles on this one were too cute.

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Comment theme for today-

What is your favorite part of autumn? The break from the heat? Tailgating? Football games? The new shows on TV? (heroes will be back soon. woot! woot!) I love it all and would love to hear from you. So, what do ya love?

Have I mentioned lately that I just love you to pieces for reading? I do! Well, I love you really just for your good looks alone, but let's keep that our secret, K?

Love, Alli

Name that inappropriate photo

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Have fun with this one. Remember to keep it clean and short (10-12 words) to make it in the finals!

Be sure to tell me which caption you love. Mr. Smartypants will pick his favorite 10 and voting will start soon!

Love to you all, Alli

Family/Worklife Epic Fail & Yummy Baby

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Hey there, sorry I have been away. We have been working around the clock on the Blissfully Domestic relaunch.

In the last 72 hours I have done these things-

  • ingested 9864 pots of coffee
  • a bottle of red wine
  • cried in frustration
  • invented new swear words
  • forgotten that I have a offline life
  • not showered

Behind the scenes we are building the forums, putting on beautiful headers, fighting with our web hosts and putting out a bazillionty fires.

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Please feel free to go visit, fluff the pillows and make yourself at home. Be careful, it is a dangerous construction zone. Nails are sticking out, wires are hanging out of the ceilings and the potty won't flush. Hopefully this weekend the site will be fully functional. {{fingers crossed}} I wanted to let you see the site because it think peeking into a work in progress is fun personally. Or, maybe, um, I'm just nosey. Confession time- I do peek into your medicine cabinet in at your house. I. can't. help. myself. { hangs head }

In the meantime, how about a few blurry (unedited) yummy photos that will induce instant lactation?

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"whoa, Mommy, too close. i look blurry!"

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"you makin' me nervous, need to chew on my fingers."

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"you so funny, Mommy"

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"i am finding you to be very tiresome"

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"ah, that's more like it. now, time for dinner"

I love you all. See you again tomorrow when I have showered and sleep a few hours in a row. **mwah**

Love, Alli

Voting, Funnies & CAKE!

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CAKE! Because of our caption photo of the week I have cake on the brain. Today's comments are all about cake. What was your wedding cake? Is there any cake you can refuse? Do you, like me, eat so much cake that you feel sick, yet still want more? Oh, you don't, um....me, either. hee. hee....{{{fussy slinks away}}}

Love you bunches, Alli

PS- Our wedding cake was carrot with cream cheese frosting. Mr. Smartypants' groom's cake was German chocolate. Yummy!

Name that Inappropriate Photo Contest

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Have fun with this one. Try to keep it short and G-rated, please! We will start voting tomorrow.

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The winning caption from last week...

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"When a cougar meets a badger"

Congrats to Rae.

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Hey, you look lovely today. You must be losing weight. What IS your secret, honey?

*Mwah*, Alli

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I get emails daily asking how did I do it, how did I build a successful MommyBlog and such a cool online Magazine so fast. I wish I could say that I am a brilliant chick who has all the secrets.

I'm not. I am just your average mom who types while nursing the baby, between diaper changes and after football practice. I drink coffee by the gallon and I dream of one day getting a housekeeper. Honestly, I just did one thing on the road to bloggy fame.

I read ProBlogger. I studied it all. I took the advice and I worked and worked and worked. Darren, aka ProBlogger, is the best thing that ever happened to bloggers. If you aren't familiar with him, you should be. He is a former minister, he co-founded b5media, runs Digital Photography School, and daily teaches people all over the world exactly how to be successful online.

I use Problogger as the must read list for all the 175+ wonderful writers at Blissfully Domestic. As we prepare for the big relaunch next Tuesday I have instructed them to go read all the best of Problogger archives. If you want to know exactly how I did it, and be inspired to grow your sites, get yourself to Problogger and start studying!

Love, Alli

PS- Yes, I did ask Darren if I could place his head on a dancing body for my post. You know he's a great guy. His response? "You Bet".

PSS- Ok, Remember the Hot Blogger Calendar contest I mentioned last week? I was not going to ask for votes, until something happened. The man formerly known as my husband, Mr. Smartypants, laughed out loud when I told him about it. Now I want to show him! So please go vote. Click here!

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