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Voting, Funnies, Alan Greenspan and Fussy Q&A?

I want to add an honorable mention to Kim who submitted this (too long to fit in the poll) gem-

"Ma'am, I'm going to let you off with a fix-it ticket this time, but you really need to get those headlights taken care of before they cause an accident."

Now, start voting! Winner will be announced next week!

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Stuff that makes me laugh-

Ok, I admit this next one, to me, is brilliant-

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This would so be me. Poor dude.

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Comment theme of the day is Fussy Q & A.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Mrs. Fussypants but were afraid to ask. You can ask anything you want, silly or serious, big or little. I'll pick a couple randomly and do a post next week. {If you would rather email me your question, that is cool, too!}

OK, y'all, have fun!

Love you immensely, Alli 

Name that Inappropriate Photo Contest

I'm laughing before y'all start captioning. I have a crazy desire to photoshop my head on that woman's body. {giggles} I'm so excited to read all your captions! By the way, is that a tattoo on her hip? {shudders} Thanks to Jamie {BlondeMom} for the great find.

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And the winner is-

"Don't worry. I didn't order chicken, I got Buffalo wings!"

from the wonderful T with Honey.

She is the proud new owner of some beautiful earrings made by moi. Be sure to stop by her blog and say Hi!

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Thank you all for being here, sending me such love and advice with my moldy house and numerous catastrophes! Thanks for reading everyday and taking such an active role on the blog. This little piece of the web is a treasure to me because of y'all. I get excited everytime I open my laptop, just to see what you have to say! I wish I could give you all a big hug, a housekeeper, some good wine and a plate of brownies. ~MWAH~ 

Love you, Alli

Voting & funnies. Grab your depends!

Online Surveys & Market Research

These made me giggle-

Yes, I am a bad person for laughing. I admit it! ;)

Now, I don't have a cat, but the little thought bubbles on this one were too cute.

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Comment theme for today-

What is your favorite part of autumn? The break from the heat? Tailgating? Football games? The new shows on TV? (heroes will be back soon. woot! woot!) I love it all and would love to hear from you. So, what do ya love?

Have I mentioned lately that I just love you to pieces for reading? I do! Well, I love you really just for your good looks alone, but let's keep that our secret, K?

Love, Alli

Name that inappropriate photo

 

Have fun with this one. Remember to keep it clean and short (10-12 words) to make it in the finals!

Be sure to tell me which caption you love. Mr. Smartypants will pick his favorite 10 and voting will start soon!

Love to you all, Alli