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Fussy's Really Bad Lost Post -Episode 4

Last week I was completely heartbroken over Sayid apparently working for Ben in the flashforward. ~sighs~ I couldn't even mention it. Now that I have had time to obsess worry think about it I am not as depressed. Sayid must be doing this to protect his island peeps. The bad guys must be the same people who are on the freighter. But then again I've never figured anything out in the past, so why start now?

Kate wanted to know what Miles knew about her. She realizes going home means going to jail. Miles says only if he can have one minute with Ben.

When he sees Ben, he says he'll lie and say Ben is dead if he gives him 3.2 million. Ben says what I am thinking, "Why 3.2 million?" Seriously, Miles, that's kinda random.

My hatred for Miles grows with every episode. I like him less than I like Mr. Creepypants!

Hee, hee. Who's all powerful now, Mr. Ghostbuster.

Locke showed him who was boss.

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Kate was concerned that she was preggers. When she told my ex-honey Sawyer that she wasn't and he was all relieved. Relieved in a jerk kinda way. Sawyer is seriously lacking in some interpersonal skills. Now I'm back on Jack's side. Kate, Go back to Jack!

Sawyer said to her that in a week she'll get mad at Jack and come back to him. She smacked him and left. Long dramatic pauses on TV where the characters stare at eachother silently and then one person stomps off is highly annoying.

Kate looks beautiful on the flash-forward. She's on trial and the paparazzi are going crazy! Not only is she one of the Oceanic 6, but she's an accused criminal.

Jack testifies on her behalf as a character witness. How she saved everyone (the 6) after the crash and tried to save the 2 others who died. I can't even imagine why there is that story when they get home. ~shrugs~

Jack wants to see her after see is released. But he doesn't want to see her son. I assume it is because it is Sawyer's son and she is raising him alone. I am bummed by this. I throw a large plastic lizard at the screen.

Kate goes home to her big cushy house (thank you Oceanic Airlines) and her nanny is there with her son. Kate looks at him sleeping and gets teary.

He says, "Mummy!" Kate calls him Aaron! 

Ok, Friends of Fussy, now tell me all the stuff I missed. Y'all always are full of Lostie knowledge!

Love, Fussy

ps- Look here for a really good Lost recap.

Fussy, Dr. Oz & The Blue Dude

Fussy Watches Oprah So You Don't Have To!

Y'all know I get all excited everytime Dr. Oz visits my show  Oprah. I am guaranteed to learn something new and get some supa-fab bloggy inspiration. This show was packed full of future bloggy goodness. Today let's learn about the man I like to affectionately call -The Blue Dude.

Blue dude is blue. He'll always be blue. He accidentally turned himself blue. He's actually a super nice blue dude. His whole story is here.

He started drinking lots of Colloidal Silver and using it on his skin for a rash. Dr. Oz explained it all but I was trying to eat my Banana Nut Crunch cereal (supa-yum) and got a little queasy. Bleech.

The gist of it is if you drink the silver solution (which has been used as an effective treatment for ages) you will turn and stay blue.

Now we know the secret of the Smurfs!

Because Blue Dude is such a nice guy, and is now stuck being blue forever, I would love to suggest a new career path.

I give you the new and improved Blue Man Dude Group!

 

Love, Fussy

~Need more Oprah, Dr. Oz & Fussy episodes?~

The one with Tiddley the friendly intestinal tapeworm.

Fussy & Dr. Oz say get healthy or die.

Fussy teaches Oprah the real secret.

Fussy's Really Bad Lost Post -Episode 3

This Episode was called the Economist.

I have no clue why. Remember Fussy recaps are called bad for a reason.

Great news- The writer's strike is over and we will get 5 more episodes. The new total this season is 13 episodes to further deepen our love and confusion. ;)

We start out with Sayid, and his new straight hair, at a posh golf course in the Seychelles Islands. Some guy starts a conversation and then learns Sayid is one of the Oceanic 6.

Then we see Sayid in Berlin, still with the new hair, he is a hitman. He falls for Elsa. She shoots him & he shoots and kills her. Bummer because I think he loved her.

Later, Sayid, Kate and Miles are at the barracks. Sayid discovers Ben's secret room. It is ful of cheap suits, passports and loads of cash. He's been spreading his weasel-ly evil all over the globe.

Oh yeah, Locke captures Sayid, Kate and Miles. The Losties think Sayid is going to help Ben by going on the frieghter as a spy. My honey Sawyer tells Kate not to leave the island because she's going to jail anyway. D'oh!

Losties also say that Sayid is already there because of the whole time-space continum on the island.

This gives me a headache, I can't go there.

Here is a sceen shot of Sayid holding Naomi's bracelet. Doesn't seem meaningful to me, but the Losties thought it meant something. No one knows what.

OK, that's about it this week. I was distracted because I was doing this-

and some of this

If you want to see a GOOD Lost recap just check out my new friend Margalit's blog post here- http://outtamymindwithworry.blogspot.com/2008/02/lost-discussion-friday-economist.html.

Love, Fussy

Almost forgot. Look what I found on the lost forums. Made me chuckle.

Those Losties are crazy.

 

Fussy's Really Bad Lost Post -Episode 2.

Make sure you've read the really bad Lost recap from last week before reading this one.

Have you read it? OK, good.

I found a picture of the eye that peeked out from Jacob's cabin. Whaddya say? Do you think it is Locke or Christian?

On to this week...

The rescue helicopter goes crazy. Two men and a woman bail out. The woman ends up with Locke and his crew. She is a seemingly nice Anthropologist named Charlotte. She previously discovered a polar bear skeleton with a Dharma symbol in the desert.

Don't even ask me to explain that one.

There's also a crazy ex-ghostbuster & a flakey wisp of a man. Crazy dude pulled a gun and was a real jerk until Juliet & Sayid jumped outta the jungle packin' serious heat.

Take note -Sayid is always a dependable hiney-kicker!

We meet the crazy old helicopter pilot. Psycho-ghostbuster dude announces they are really there, not to rescue, but to find ~insert dramatic music~ Benjamin Linus.

Before I show you the picture in his hand. Here is a picture I found floating around on the Lost Forums. Losties say the crazy old pilot is really Jacob. Hmmmm.....

OK, now the picture in Psycho-Ghostbuster-dudes hand. It shows a Supa-Fly Ben. Also, notice the ginormous computer monitor isn't plugged in?

Oh, yeah, Ben told Locke and his crew that he knew exactly who the four people are and that they are there to get him. He named them perfectly complete with where they were all born. He said he has a spy on their ship. Some Losties say it is patchy aka-Mikhail or Michael -Walt's Dad.

Remember last week, the freaky dude who visited Hurley in the future-flash at the mental institution?

Turns out he was in charge of sending the 'rescuers' to do the dangerous covert operation. Naomi says an Anthropologist (Charlotte S. Lewis. - get the C.S. Lewis hat tip?) a ghostbuster an a flake are not a trained crew and should not go. Weird dude says they go.

So there ya go, Friends of Fussy. I have no answers, just more questions, a Lost-induced headache and a funny picture...

Spill it, Friends o' Fuss, what are your thoughts, questions and ruminations about Episode 2?

Love, Fussy

Fussy Teaches Oprah The Real Secret

My old friend Oprah brought back her favorite book, The Secret, yesterday. This time she brought some wonderful women with her, too! I actually really liked all of them, despite the silliness of ~insert mystical music here~ The Secret.

They all talked about what the book meant to them. Yadda, yadda, yadda. I gave this part of the show 3 stars out of 5 only because I like Martha Beck.

Old time guru, Louise Such&such, wrote the classic self-help book, You Can Heal Your Life, 24 years ago. She was on the show because a movie is being made from her book. This chick is 81 and she has a more exciting life than me! ~note to self: Fussy, get a life!~

So the whole deal about the secret is it is old fashioned common sense. Remember Norman Vincent Peale's classic? If you haven't read it, go do it, seriously.

It's a little of this....

and some new-agey weird stuff....

and then some cheesy affirmations...

There ya have it- Fussy's scoop on ~insert mystical music here~ The Secret.

Wait...

Hmmm, makes me think of the the real secret text...

"For as he thinks in his heart, so he is" -Proverbs 23:7 (NLV)

Sound familiar? Think positive thoughts and you will materialize them.

"Pleasing words are like honey. They are sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." -Proverbs 16:24 (NLV)

Hmmm...speak positive words (stop the cycle of negativity)  and it will change your life.

Now the real secret was never any secret at all, was it?

If you want more of the real secret go read this and then read this.

Love, Fussy

~Don't forget we are 'Fighting the Frump with Fussy' tomorrow. Get your posts ready!~

Fussy's Really Bad Lost Post.

Has everyone watched yet? I waited as long as I could!

I promised all my Friends of Fussy a photo-blogged Lost. Because two of the babies were up sick Thursday night, I couldn't snap any good pictures! I had to use some from abc.com I do have some Lostie conspiracies and my own questions.

1) In the future, What is Hurley not supposed to tell Jack?

Is anyone else so bummed out by these future scenes? Ugh, they depress me! The coffin! ~Fussy covers her eyes, hums a tune and will not watch that part ~

2)Losties are saying that was Jack's dad, Christian Shepard, in the rocking chair and it was Jacob's eyeball in the window at supa-creepy Jacob's house!

Did y'all see him?

3)Oceanic 6? Hurley, Jack, Kate. Hmmm...any guesses?

4)Did anyone care that the cop was Ana-Lucia's ex-partner? ~yawn~

5)Crazy wild-eyed Desmond tried to warn everyone that it wasn't Penny's ship. Finally Hurley made everyone at least listen to Desmond because Charlie tried to warn him.No one ever gives Desmond any credit!

*Conspiracy alert- some people think Desmond is a mole for Dharma people. Obviously Dharma knows where the island is they drop food for Pete's sake!*

6)Jack and Locke meet again. Jack tried to actually kill him, but Locke's gun was empty. Then he tried to beat him until my sweetie Sawyer jumped in.

Hello? Jack tried to kill Locke. I was shocked.

Locke leads a group to the barracks to hide, and Jack is ready to get everyone killed lives ruined cursed rescued.

Hurley apologized to Jack because he went with Locke. Remember in the future sequence? That was odd!

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Love, Fussy

(photos from abc.com)