Fussy's Linkapalooza -With Gnashing of Teeth

I lovingly drafted (but forgot to ever save) a Linkapalooza today full of wonderful linky love. I felt the warm hug of sending love all over the blogosphere.

Then my laptop, already gasping for life, overheated and froze. I lost my whole post. This is where you can insert much gnashing of teeth and using language inappropriate for a lady.

Maybe you, Beloved Friend of Fussy, could take that in stride and start over. Me? Not so much. I'm hormonal don't cha know?

So forgive the lack of linkies this Sunday. If you are really bored and would love to see things I have loved & bookmarked you can click here.

Maybe you'll forgive the lack of linkies in exchange for a belly shot? You will? Great!

 

Gasp! OMGoodness. I know you've never seen such a ginormous belly! My OB measured my belly this week and proclaimed that he will be over 9lbs. Good thing I'm being induced at week 39. Should I live-blog it? Tweet it?  Do hospitals have wi-fi?

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Anyhoo, enough about me...

"It was then she decided that it was a bad day to go "sassy & pantyless". -Sadie

Congrats, Hawt mamma! Be sure to send me your address and you favorite Fussy earrings!

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Remember to keep it short & keep it clean if you want to be in the finalists on Tuesday. And yes, you can leave multiple entries. Reading the entries is the most fun I have all week!

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Hey you! Yep, I'm talkin' to you. Thanks for being such a wonderful Friend of Fussy and being part of this silly blog for another week. There are only two gazillion other sites that you could be reading, and I am so grateful that you are here.

Love, Fussy 

Comments

[CaraM]

Sandy thought it was a bad sign when her date showed up in heels, a tu-tu and machine gun. But just turning 38, she figured her choices were slim and she went along with it.

[Sadie]

Oh yay!! I'm so excited!! I'll email you shortly!

And you aren't ginormous!!You're glowing!! You look great!!

[HRH]

So sorry about the post. At least you look cute. I am going to think on the caption, but this is what I got right now:

Rejected NRA posters

[Paloma]

His and hers.

Fussy you are looking fabulous!

[Katie]

Wow - even pregnant with a 20 gagillion pound baby boy, you still look amazing!

[Nancy]

Amazingly great woman!

You're glowing and showing ... and in the home stretch!

[Smoochiefrog]

You look great girly!

Caption Option 1:

He's taking matching me to a whole new level.

Caption Option 2:

The machine gun totally makes the outfit, don't you think?

[Barb]

You're Carrie Bradshaw for Halloween? Darn it, me too!

[Katie]

You look great, and cute. I had a c-section at 39 weeks because my boy was getting too big and I wasn't a good candidate for inducement (meaning, NOTHING was happening AT ALL and my blood pressure was creeping up). He was 9lb, 8oz.

If he had stayed in there for 3 more weeks like he wanted to...oy.

[Krista]

Oh. Wow. What a picture! Where do you find these by the way? Anyways, the only thing I could think of was:

You think you wanna hit on my girl? Or me?

[tutugirl1345]

Caption: "Regardless of how cute your tutu is, you're still not going to be allowed in Ladies Ballet with either of your guns."

[Kayla]

That is a beautiful pic of you!!!

Caption:

Size does matter- my tutu's bigger than yours!

OR

My gun is bigger than yours!

[Becky (FrumpMama)]

Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth! Hateful, hateful computers!

And I must say are a darling pregnant lady!

[Jennifer's luvin' Fussy]

You look so cute and radiant!

"I'll make sure we get the part, Hon."

[Susan(BrandenburgDiaries)]

Wow! You look great!

Caption....San Francisco going to Free Tibet.

[Photochick (Amanda)]

Oh, Fussy! You look absolutely adorable! I swear you are the cutest little thing this side of the moon! Yes, I did say little - you're just all belly :o) Teeny everywhere else! I could go on & on how sweet you look.

You should totally have someone do photography of the birth. If I lived anywhere near you, I'd totally do it in a heartbeat! I did it for one of my best friends less than a month ago, and it was amazing. It was great for her & her family too, because they didn't have to worry about having missed picture opportunities.

My love and prayers are with you as always, dear lady. I truly get such a kick out of your website each and every day! Sorry I didn't participate in Fighting the Frump this past Friday... I was desperately trying to catch up on the many things I let go during Livia's birthday, the party, and other busy-ness of the week. Much love to you & yours, take care and God Bless!

ps - caption: When taking your child to work goes too far!

[Carrie]

If you don't believe the old saying, "people who are together a long time begin to look like each other," here's your proof!

[Heather]

you look beautiful!!

[Velveteen Mind - Megan]

Fussy, do you walk around your house looking all pulled together like that all the time?

I'm not 12 months pregnant and my hair hasn't looked that well-groomed in months. And that's make-up, right? Man.

You take "Fight the Frump" very seriously. I'm rethinking whether or not we can be friends.

[Mandy]

Caption #1 - Jen couldn't help but wonder if her new friend "Bobbie" had lied to her about really being a man.

Caption #2 - Jeff knew he shouldn't have made that drunken bet with the guys.

And Fussy, you look fantabulous dear!

[Sister Honey Bunch]

Are you SURE my gun goes OK with my tutu?

[Carie]

"While getting dressed John realized that it was going to take a lot to get his friends to understand his new hobby."

or

"John made a promise to himself that he would never, ever lose another bet to his wife as long as he lived."

or

"When Susie told John that he needed to get in touch with his feminine side she didn't realize he would take it quite this far."

or

"Rambo 8 : The Ballet"

Sorry I had too many!

PS: You look fab!

[Wonders Never Cease]

Fussy, you look MAAAVELOUS!

[Wonders Never Cease]

Fussy, you look MAAAVELOUS!

[Ginger]

Fussy, you look awesome! I'm 35 weeks along with boy #3 and you are an inspiration to me to continue to fight the frump! Hang in there! I'm new to your site, and lovin' it! :)

Caption: "Does this gun make my butt look big?"

[Mrs. Fussypants]

~Aw Shucks~ Y'all are too nice about my ginormous size!

I love, love, love everyone's captions.

See why this is my favorite post of the week?

Love y'all, Alli

[Carol]

Jim leaned over and asked Sarah are you sure we are not taking dressing alike to far? She replies nah hun with that machine gun you still look macho.

[Carol]

And you love lovely :) I wish I could have looked so good at 36 weeks

[Jenny, Bloggess]

You are adorable.

PS. "Fred was teased his whole life for his unfortunate fashion choices until he decided to add the perfect little black accessory. Problem solved."

[JessicaAPISS]

I love this belly shot. You are allllll bellly, no weird rolls or chins. I'm am very impressed. Remember, the bigger the baby, the better they sleep!

"Is this tutu working Hon, or should I have gone with the wrap dress?"

"You look fabulous dear, now let's find that Citibank."

[Melissa]

Caption for picture: With a big bag of coins to haul around, the Tooth Fairy hired protection from the lesser-known "Machine Gun Fairy".

And, you look great! I found you recently through "Like Merchant Ships" - love the blog.

[Gina]

Fussy, you're just as cute as a button! My first was 9 lbs 4 oz. I missed the belly after he was born. It was great for propping up a bowl of ice cream and a cold drink.

[Mom2fur]

Don't worry, Fussy! My 3rd (I have four kids total, not including the furry ones) weighed 9 lbs. 2 oz.--and he was my easiest birth of all! The nurse kept saying, "Don't Push!" And I kept saying, "are you kidding? This kid is coming on his own!"
You carry 'pretty' by the way. I carried all around and looked like a barrel, being on five foot two.

[CourtneyRyan369]

Fussy you look great! So cute. I hope I'm that cute when I'm that pregnant.

Caption?
The IDF takes being an undercover body gaurd to a whole new level.

[Beck]

You're so pretty!

[Jane Brownlee]

Caption: "These new Israeli army uniforms are da bomb!"

[EMama]

Looking good, Fuss!
I have no caption. But I audibly gasped when I saw the picture.

[Mrs. Fussypants]

Y'all make me snort coffee through my nose!

[Cortney]

Fussy,

You look so fab!! Are you really hanging out on your sofa that way or were you on your way for your Dr. appt.? You truley are 'Fightin the Frump'!! I am not pregnant and am lucky to half as fab on a good day!! You grow girl! Keep up the good work.

[Say What?]

Fussy,
Shouldn't Jr. be standing on his head by now? I'm just sayin' - otherwise you have other issues, like a potential bum first birth.

You look mahvahlous dahling!

[ali]

look at you all gorgeous :)

[Christine @ Serenity How?]

You look adorable. I never looked that cute when I was pregnant. :)

Caption:

Val would never ask for a Fairy OMG Mother again.

[Tempered Woman]

First off~ totally fab top. You are fighting the frump even preggers to your eyeballs. Second off~ the baby looks totally normal size to me. You are obviously just a tiny petite little thing normally. ;-) We have big babies in my family. My sister's daughter was 9lb2oz. and her son 11lb6oz (she actually set a record at that hospital for natural). My monkey was 9lb3oz at 39 weeks. And that folks is why she is an only child.

[Janet]

Sheila began to think that maybe their bonding time had gone a little to far.

[catnip]

You are so cute and not ginormous at all, you look just right! You should totally tweet the birth - lots of hospitals have wi-fi now.

Caption: "Psst, does the gun hide my muffin top?"

[Darla]

You are definitely having a boy. Only a boy does THAT to you belly (LOL).

I hate it when I lose a post, the puter freezes and then shoots out steam (out of my ears that is).

Congrats Hawt mama!!!! You lucky duck. Wear those jewels with pride!

[Amy @ Milk Breath & Margaritas]

You look ADORABLE!

And the picture leaves me speechless. I can't wait to see what a clever person comes up with!

[Jess]

The new uniform for the Chinese troops leaves little to the imagination.

[laurieofthesevenstories]

Good luck with the baby bump. My #5, now 15 months, has been such an unexpected joy. Sure yours will be the same.

Here is my caption:

I was like gonna wear my teal tank top, but then I thought, pink goes with everything.

[Jenelle]

Revenge of the Sugar Plum Fairy Rejects