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Fussy's Linkapalooza- Tastes Great & Less Filling!

This week's subtitle is a shout-out to one of the funniest posts that I have seen in ages. My photo-shoppin' sistah- Jenny aka- "Jenny Bon-Bon" from Absolutely Bananas. I meant to link this two weeks ago. Better late than never.

My lovely friend Nan has a great blog, Shawnanigans. She is a sassy thing, a pastor's wife, a Homeschooler and she has four boys. This is her very daring post about her boys and guns. I loved it!

The always wonderful Mom-Advice Guru Amy posted an excellent round-up at Frugal Hacks.

The Nashville bloggers who weren't sick (BlondeMom), had sick family (Karla, Ivy, Elizabeth), at her son's game (BusyMom) or in London (Jordana) had a wonderful dinner Monday night. Mmmmm...fajitas. My new and wonderful friend Michelle posted this entry inspired by the dinner. Let's go again in two weeks? Who's in?

My new baby, The Blissfully Domestic Online Magazine, is a gigantic success. The Blissfully Domestic Living social site has grown to over 275 members in one week.

Visit Blissfully Domestic Living

The Domestic Diva team has heard your requests and we are happy to announce openings for new contributers. The response before was overwhelming and if I have not personally responded to all the contributor inquires, please forgive me. I will be unable to respond to everyone, but I will respond to as many as humanly possible!

We have openings in these areas-

• Fitness
• Entertainment
• Green/Natural Living
• Parenting
• Pregnancy & Baby
• Pop-Culture -a very G-rated version
• Entertaining
• Style (a frugal fashionista)

To throw your hat in the ring or nominate a friend just send an email!

The winner with 37.3% of the vote-

"Side effects may include dizziness, drowsiness, or waking up naked hanging outside your window." -The very lovely Melizzard from Breaking the Dress Code.

Get ready, get pithy, get snarky....GO!

I can't wait to read these. Voting will begin on Tuesday for the finalists.

My love to YOU for being here all week. Out of 10 million blogs, you read this one. Thank you so much. I am continually surprised and honored that you come visit everyday!

Love, Fussy

PS- You are lookin' supa-fine this week! xoxo

Fussy's Really Bad Lost Post -Episode 4

Last week I was completely heartbroken over Sayid apparently working for Ben in the flashforward. ~sighs~ I couldn't even mention it. Now that I have had time to obsess worry think about it I am not as depressed. Sayid must be doing this to protect his island peeps. The bad guys must be the same people who are on the freighter. But then again I've never figured anything out in the past, so why start now?

Kate wanted to know what Miles knew about her. She realizes going home means going to jail. Miles says only if he can have one minute with Ben.

When he sees Ben, he says he'll lie and say Ben is dead if he gives him 3.2 million. Ben says what I am thinking, "Why 3.2 million?" Seriously, Miles, that's kinda random.

My hatred for Miles grows with every episode. I like him less than I like Mr. Creepypants!

Hee, hee. Who's all powerful now, Mr. Ghostbuster.

Locke showed him who was boss.

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Kate was concerned that she was preggers. When she told my ex-honey Sawyer that she wasn't and he was all relieved. Relieved in a jerk kinda way. Sawyer is seriously lacking in some interpersonal skills. Now I'm back on Jack's side. Kate, Go back to Jack!

Sawyer said to her that in a week she'll get mad at Jack and come back to him. She smacked him and left. Long dramatic pauses on TV where the characters stare at eachother silently and then one person stomps off is highly annoying.

Kate looks beautiful on the flash-forward. She's on trial and the paparazzi are going crazy! Not only is she one of the Oceanic 6, but she's an accused criminal.

Jack testifies on her behalf as a character witness. How she saved everyone (the 6) after the crash and tried to save the 2 others who died. I can't even imagine why there is that story when they get home. ~shrugs~

Jack wants to see her after see is released. But he doesn't want to see her son. I assume it is because it is Sawyer's son and she is raising him alone. I am bummed by this. I throw a large plastic lizard at the screen.

Kate goes home to her big cushy house (thank you Oceanic Airlines) and her nanny is there with her son. Kate looks at him sleeping and gets teary.

He says, "Mummy!" Kate calls him Aaron! 

Ok, Friends of Fussy, now tell me all the stuff I missed. Y'all always are full of Lostie knowledge!

Love, Fussy

ps- Look here for a really good Lost recap.

Fussy, Dr. Oz & The Blue Dude

Fussy Watches Oprah So You Don't Have To!

Y'all know I get all excited everytime Dr. Oz visits my show  Oprah. I am guaranteed to learn something new and get some supa-fab bloggy inspiration. This show was packed full of future bloggy goodness. Today let's learn about the man I like to affectionately call -The Blue Dude.

Blue dude is blue. He'll always be blue. He accidentally turned himself blue. He's actually a super nice blue dude. His whole story is here.

He started drinking lots of Colloidal Silver and using it on his skin for a rash. Dr. Oz explained it all but I was trying to eat my Banana Nut Crunch cereal (supa-yum) and got a little queasy. Bleech.

The gist of it is if you drink the silver solution (which has been used as an effective treatment for ages) you will turn and stay blue.

Now we know the secret of the Smurfs!

Because Blue Dude is such a nice guy, and is now stuck being blue forever, I would love to suggest a new career path.

I give you the new and improved Blue Man Dude Group!

 

Love, Fussy

~Need more Oprah, Dr. Oz & Fussy episodes?~

The one with Tiddley the friendly intestinal tapeworm.

Fussy & Dr. Oz say get healthy or die.

Fussy teaches Oprah the real secret.

Fussy's Naked Voting is Here!

Opinion Polls & Market Research

Give some bloggy crack love to the finalists: Ali, Brad, Lisa, MammaLoves, Melizzard, Jess, and Ree.

I can only fit so many letters in each space, so some had to be shortened, some couldn't make it to finals, and some people's names were left off. Forgive me!

  Example: Mindi's was brilliant and Hubs even chuckled, but it was too long to shorten. Here is her honorable mention- "As the crowd gathered, Gordon worried not about plunging to his death, but that the women below would notice that the "shrinkage factor" had set in."

Love to you, you and of course- beautiful you, Fussy