Hand over the chocolates and no one gets hurt!
Ah, Sunday, the day of rest. The day Fussy crams in all the things at once, save your Google Reader in box from 280 Fussy postings, lovingly gives you lots of Little goodies at once.
My Momma always said, "You'll never know what you'll get."
Your Loyal Fussy will try to deliver many caramel nut creations, and no strawberry nougats. bleh.
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This Week's Fussy Awards-
Fussy's First Award Goes to Cre8buzz-
How can Fussy even say enough good things about her beloved Cre8buzz? For the last 6 months Fussy has been stalking, lurking, obsessed with, enjoying regularly some of the best blogs on the Momosphere. Viola, the fabulous women behind the blogs have been revealed and, *gasp*, we are 'friends'.
My ego, self-esteem, week has been so fun getting to know so many fabulous Mommies. I have found blogs that I can't believe I haven't read. SO FUN. You can find out who all the much better bloggers, Fussy's friends are here.
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Out of a possible FOUR FUSSY'S.........
Cre8buzz gets all four. They RAWK!
Sure, the house is a wreck and home cooked meals are things of the past. Fussy's family attributes this to first trimester preggy issues. ~muah ha ha. Fussy rubs her hands together~
This week, Fussy's goal is to limit her Cre8buzz time. This will ensure she not become a shell of a woman, hunkered down over the laptop, saying, "I just need a minute to send this VERY IMPORTANT EMAIL!"
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Fussy's Second Award Goes to Bibleman-
Sure, you have seen it and chuckled at the Christian Bookstore. It has super cheezy caped hero. Later, it was discovered that Bibleman is Willie Ames. Remember Charles in Charge? 
Charles' goofy best friend.....yeah, him.
The Easter Bunny brought Fussy's son, Enforcer, a DVD this year. "Breaking the Bonds of Disobedience" Gee, why was that one chosen? Hmmm.... The Enforcer (6) loves Star Wars, has all 6 memorized, and Fussy feared he would recognize the superior cheese factor of Bibleman.
Enforcer LOVES Bibleman. He quotes scripture now and TRIES to use Bibleman as a reference for how to behave. Fussy thinks that Bibleman has helped him not to be so feared in the 'hood. (He was known for having a bit of a temper!)
Enforcer can now be heard leading his little six year old friends in a gleeful "BIBLEMAN" chant. Every weekend he says, "Mom, can I watch Revenge of the Sith and Curing the Toxic Tonic of Disrespect?" Who Knew.
(Don't be hatin' on Fussy for letting him watch Episode 3. Yes, it's PG-13. Fussy knows. Blame Mr. Smartypants.)
Goofy? Yes. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bibleman receives...........
Three Fussys out of four.
One Fussy was lost due to extreme cheeze factor.
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Fussy Answers Your Questions......
Rachel in Ohio, asked..."Fussy, Why no Bloroll or links?"
Fussy said, "Laziness. Irresponsibility I would, absolutely, leave some fabulous women off my lists. Many of the Friends of Fussy can be seen on my Nearcircle widgit and Mybloglog widgit. I am too irresponsible to keep up a current list, and I don't want to hurt feelings. I can't be leavin' out any of my peeps."
Linda in Oregon, asked..."Mrs. Fussypants, Why do you give people instructions on ruining their lives?....blabb, blabb, blabb..... Considering you portray yourself as a Christian, your behavior is shameful."
Fussy said, "Uh, I think this email was a joke. I think I'm getting a headache."
Email your questions to fabulousmommyfussypants@gmail.com!
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Helpin' ya' raise your Little Monkeys-
Things Schools are not teaching your kids, but they should. Things your Monkeys need to know to navigate successfully in the world.
Free kiddie business cards for playdates.
My Homeschooling Hero, Melissa, inspired me to use Math-U-See with the Monkeys. I CAN NOT say enough good things about it. Homeschool or Traditional Schoolers need this. If your little Monkeys have any confusion with Math...give it a try. She also inspired me to start letting the Monkey's paint with watercolors. What a great time we all have. I carefully taught them about caring for the gnome's beard. ~~~Thanks to her also for letting my silly blog clog up her Nearcircle widgit! :)~~~
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Fussy's Favorite Inspirational Postings of the Week-
Ann at Holy Experience discusses expectations. Fussy starts everyday reading Ann. Ann reminds Fussy that she is a worm of what is truly important in life.
My friend, Lori's posting which reminded me that we do not understand His ways, and we can take comfort in our insignificance.
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Health News of the Week-
If your Homies are fat, you will be, too. Bummer.
Gretchen discusses Sleep & Health in a totally non-boring way with great links. She, like Fussy, gets too sleepy to put herself to bed. Evil Inertia.
Fussy will see this baby in her nightmares during this pregnancy.
Have a fabulous week, my Fabulous Friends of Fussy!
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